The Nuts

Elephant in the Room Time: Let’s Talk About Sex!

May 07, 2020

When it’s time to go heels-to-Jesus with that certain someone, your scent can make the difference between Oscar-level commitment and a straight-to-DVD performance, if you catch our drift.

PLAGUE SLAYER IS HERE

May 02, 2020

Formed from the heart of a dragon by the elder gods of a long-lost tradition, there lives an ancient warrior who sleeps for centuries in his hidden crypt, only waking to fulfill his solitary purpose in life: slaying all germs!

Give-A-Sack About Testicular Cancer Awareness

March 31, 2020

Testicular cancer is an issue that affects up to 10,000 men every year, which is why we are once again launching our “Give a Sack” edition of our classic Ballwash. It’s a new scent with a purpose, because we are kicking back $3 of every bottle purchased to testicular cancer research.

The 9 Stages of Social Distancing During Coronavirus

March 20, 2020

The sudden transition of habit-changing home dwelling can bring about a rollercoaster of emotions and new challenges to deal with. In order to prepare you for this, we’ve consulted our remote workers to bring you the 8 stages of coronavirus quarantine. Enjoy!

THE SCROTAL CLEANLINESS SERMON OF ST. PATRICK

March 13, 2020 1 Comment

Would you believe that St. Patrick himself was a devoted supporter of all things ball health? Hear the never told sermon preaching scrotal cleanliness.

Ballguard : A Revolutionary Advancement in Testicle Technology

March 03, 2020

Are you still powdering your balls like a pilgrim? If you’re still using messy and unsafe talcum powders, then we regret to inform you that the answer is yes you are.

Quicky’s Wipes Are Here for You, No Questions Asked.

October 30, 2019 3 Comments

Whether you’re looking for a quick rejuvenation of your downtown area or a complete overhaul, Quicky’s is optimized for both balls and body.

Sack Hack #3: Pure Genius Uses For Sack Spray.

October 21, 2019

Your hangy-down parts are a reflection of you, and you are a reflection of your hangy-down parts. For that reason, we’ve formulated our Sack Spray to work in virtually every scenario, from your funky personage to your equally smelly belongings.