Santa's Secret For Taking Care of His Sack - Ballsy

Santa's Secret For Taking Care of His Sack

by Brock Cady November 12, 2018

Santa's Secret For Taking Care of His Sack

Santa's sack takes a beating during The Holiday season. Millions of houses to visit, chimneys to climb down and presents to delivery. With all this holiday hustle he's sure to work up a sweat. But fear not my naughty friends, Santa has a little helper that'll make sure he returns to Mrs. Clause with his North Pole fresh and clean. 




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