Keep Your Jewels Jolly - Ballsy

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Keep Your Jewels Jolly

by Brock Cady November 26, 2018 1 Comment

Jingle balls, jingle balls jingle all the way. Ballsy below-the-belt products keep your chestnuts from roasting so you'll always be ready for a meeting under the mistletoe.

Brock Cady

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Ashley Scheidt

June 04, 2019

So I ordered ball stuff for my man’s birthday. He likes it. It smells nice and he gets all confident. I suspect man dancing could comence with some Funmandango shimmying at any time. I promise not to share that. Alas I shall enjoy it.

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